The POWER of being SHORT
Partially inspired by Eric Tsang's (曾志伟) joke on 獎門人 regarding one of the contestants, I shall write a deviation based on the contestan'ts reply.10 reasons why you should be born short:
1.You won't die easily in battle. Cuz the tall people can't fit in the trenches.
2.You get extra attention. In case you get lost.
3.You can pay child fare even if you are over-aged.
4.You retail your youthful radience better (Girls will like this)
5.You tend to be smarter. Fact: Most great leaders e.g Harry Tuman, Deng XiaoPing are short.
6.You can jump further. Tall people always fail standing broad jump.
7.You are good at floorball and hocky. Tall people would break their backs ages ago.
8.The horse loves you. Thats why the Jockey Club employs only short people to race their horses.
9.You have a higher mentabolism rate. So You are less prone to being fat.
10.Short is always powerful! =)
Disclaimer. Although every effort has been made to confirm all the above information. This post is meant for entertainment purposes only. Do take them with a pinch of salt.
Bonus Reason: You can be the next 王祖藍!
